What can I be ?

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woman wearing black scoop-neck long-sleeved shirt
Sumo wrester

A fantastic option for you, Susan—use your butt to your advantage.

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woman in black blazer with brown hair
Pro - Sitting up napper

Since you’ve taken up competitive sit-up napping, this feels like a gold-medal retirement move.

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man standing near white wall
Knitting Club

This would be a brilliant way to bond with your fellow oldies, pick up a useful skill, and get those creaky wrists moving before they seize uP.

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woman smiling wearing denim jacket
Gamer

Now that you’ve mastered Fortnite comms, you’re fully qualified to become a headset-wearing, snack-fueled Gamer Granny—trash talk optional, sass guaranteed.